Winnie the Pooh is a fat icon tbh
reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too
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marvel headquarters, early 2000s
guy 1: who do u think we should cast as wolverine
guy 2: idk probably a huge, jacked man
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when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks
and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”
and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”
and then he’d spin around
and BAM
there was my brother
happy father’s day to my dad, who remains, to this day, blissfully unaware of this post
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when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy
When you go back to daydreaming after being startled into the real world and your brain has to search through the ‘recently closed’ tabs to remember what you were daydreaming about
ok mood
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